Seniors Christmas !!!!?

If I were ol' Santa, you know what I'd do

I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you

And deliver some things just inside your front door

Things you have lost, but treasured before.







I'd give you back all your maidenly vigor,

And to go along with it, a neat tiny figure.

Then restore the old color that once graced your hair

Before rinses and bleaches took residence there.



I'd bring back the shape with which you were gifted

So things now suspended need not be uplifted.

I'd draw in your tummy and smooth down your back

Till you'd be a dream in those tight fitting slacks.







I'd remove all your wrinkles and leave only one chin

So you wouldn't spend hours rubbing grease on your skin

You'd never have flashes or queer dizzy spells

And you wouldn't hear noises like ringing of bells.



No sore aching feet and no corns on your toes

No searching for spectacles when they're right on your nose.

Not a shot would you take in your arm, hip or fanny

From a doctor who thinks you're a nervous old granny.







You'd never have a headache, so no pills would you take.

And no heating pad needed since your muscles won't ache.

Yes, if I were Santa, you'd never look stupid

You'd be a cute little chick with the romance of a cupid.



I'd give a lift to your heart when those wolves start to whistle

And the joys of your heart would be light as a thistle.

But alas! I'm not Santa. I'm simply just me

A senior's Santa Wannabe.







I wish I could tell you all the symptoms I've got

But I'm due at my doctor's for a progesterone shot.

Even though we've grown older this wish is sincere

"Merry Christmas to you and a Happy New Year."

Seniors Christmas !!!!?
That is so nice! Ok Santa, can you bring me world peace also. And I would also like you to make eveyone understand Renewable Energy! Magic does wonders if you have it,



God Bless you for this question and a very good one at that. You have a heart of Gold! I give you a star!



Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!
Reply:Oooooooh, I wish you was Santa, but from one senior to a senior's Santa Wannabe, a return "Merry Christmas to you and a Happy New Year." You just made my day, Thanks!!!
Reply:wouldn't it be grand?!?!

merry christmas to you! and thanks for lifting my spirits today!
Reply:Where in the heck do you come up with these jewels?

Although I feel I've earned my "laugh lines", and the three first grey hairs I saw two weeks go, I actually take pride in them. The rheumatoid arthritis and Celiac disease I would love taken away if you were Santa. What a wonderful thought. Thank you!