Christmas Joke.?

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.



"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that

symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."



The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on.

It represents a candle, he said.

You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.



The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.

He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.



The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.



St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"



The man replied, "These are Carols."

Christmas Joke.?
lmao!!!!!! (My sister's name is Carol and she's a ho so that's some funny sheet!!!!!!!)
Reply:IM STILL CRACKIN UP OVER THAT!!!! (Carol didnt think it was too funny, but everyone else in the family did!!!!!!!)lmfao! Report It
Reply:lol, nice
Reply:LOL very good
Reply:lmao
Reply:there is a similar one where three past presidents died in an air-force one crash, of course clinton had carol's panties, lol
Reply:nice!
Reply:hahahaha
Reply:funny.
Reply:funny
Reply:lol.....8/10
Reply:ha :]
Reply:HAHAHHAA... good one
Reply:LOL
Reply:Cute.
Reply:What a way to go.
Reply:Ha ha ha ha slick!!!!!! Funny!
Reply:THat kinda funny
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