Please explan...Three men died on Christmas Eve and?

were met by Saint Peter at the

Pearly Gates.



"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess



Something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."



The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He



Flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.



"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.



The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.



He Shook them and said, "They're bells."



Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".



The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and

Finally Pulled out a pair of women's panties.



St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just

What do those symbolize?"



The man replied, "These are Carols."

Please explan...Three men died on Christmas Eve and?
HAHAHAHA OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS I WAS CRACKING UP SO LOUD MY MOM CAME IN TO ASK WHAT WAS GOING ON!!!

Best Christmas joke I have heard so far!!!
Reply:Cute, in a fifth grade sort of way...
Reply:double meaning - carols, as in Christmas Carols, or carol's as in panties belonging to a girl named Carol!
Reply:OMG.



it took me like a few secs but that is halarious, cause they are like his wifes, and carols like christmas carols.

OMG.

THATS FUNY.
Reply:The panties belong to a girl named Carol
Reply:lol not bad i thought it would have been you are in Heaven when you get them off lol ssshhhhh
Reply:lol
Reply:It's a pun. The panties belong to a woman named Carol. Carols are also Christmas songs.
Reply:hahahahahahaha thats funny
Reply:lol



double meaning carols as in a women and



xmas carols to represent xmas
Reply:Christmas carols are songs about Christmas. Carol is also the girl's name whose panties he displayed.
Reply:You don't get that? Carol is a woman's name and then there are Christmas Carols? Its not even a good pun!
Reply:haha
Reply:Haha... LOL... That was funny... ;)
Reply:christmas songs.

Carol's uderwear.
Reply:lol.....good one.....keep it coming