three men die on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peters at the pearly gates. " In honer of the holy season " Saint Peters said, " you much each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get to heaven."
The first man fumble through his pockets and pull out a lighter . He flicked it on. " It represents a candle," he said
" He said you may pass through the pearly gates " he said
The second man push his hands into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shock them and said " they're bells."
Saint Peters said " you may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pull out a pair of women's panties.
Saint Peters looked at the man with a raised eyebrows and asked, " and just what those symbolizes?
The man replied, " these are Carols."
And so the holiday seasons begins...
Christmas joke!!!?
Hehehehe...read it somewhere before..but its still an excellent joke, especially around xmas now!
Merry xmas, thank you for the joke!!!:)
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