An Early Christmas Joke?

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates "In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates," replied Saint Peter.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

An Early Christmas Joke?
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Reply:nice :)
Reply:LOL!! wait, did he get in?
Reply:okay i loved that one
Reply:LOL funny 9/10 and a star for this one!
Reply:I think you have got that joke seasonally right. This weather feels like winter. Cheered me up, nice one.
Reply:Thats fantastic and made me laugh have a star!
Reply:Lol that's pretty funny
Reply:very clever. St, Peter has to give the benefit of doubt!
Reply:Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
Reply:Excellent one again.!!!

10/10.!!!

Ha ha ha.!!!
Reply:thats pretty good
Reply:Nice one!!!
Reply:not great but clever:) star
Reply:Good one. A man goes to a fancydress party carrying a woman on his back. "What are you supposed to be"? asks the host. "I'm a snail" says the man. "I don't get it" says the host. "Oh" says the man, " that's Michelle".
Reply:FINALLY!!! Something funny. Thanks
Reply:old %26amp; poor. E minus
Reply:haha thatz nice
Reply:Never saw that coming.....very, very funny.

thanks for the laugh - that's my real name, also.
Reply:lol funny deserves a star :)
Reply:I'm gonna remember this joke when i'm at the gates!
Reply:I like Carol's...
Reply:or are they? lol
Reply:omg i loved that one

it was brill hope he has not got my knickers coz my name is carol lol
Reply:ah that made me laugh!
Reply:hope they were clean
Reply:like it!!!

good one..



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