A friend told me this,
A man wants to buy the perfect Christmas gift for his wife. So he goes to the pet store and asks the owner what he should get. The owner says "I have just the thing" and he takes the man to the back of the store. There, he has this parrot and he gets out a flashlight. "Watch" the man shines it on the parrots right foot, and the parrot starts singing "We wish you a merry Christmas" The man buys it, on trhe way home he wonders if he'd sing if the light it shined on the left foot. He tries it and the parrot sings "Jingle Belles, Jingle Bells" The man gets home and shows his wife the parrot and the tricks. Then they wonder what the parrot would sing if it was shined between his legs. They try it and the parrot sings... "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..."
Christmas parrot joke (little inappropriate)?
Haha yes inappropriate. but nutty as can be.lol
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Reply:thanks for the laugh
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