How would you like your neighbour to get one of these for Christmas?

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night.



He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass bell and a big hammer



"What's with that big brass bell?" one of the guests asked.



"It's not a bell. It's a talking clock", the drunk replied. "

A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.



"Yup", replied the drunk.



"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.



"Watch", the drunk replied. He picked up the hammer, gave the bell an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.



The three stood looking at one another for a moment.











Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You a***ole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!"

How would you like your neighbour to get one of these for Christmas?
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papa you are great,....* for ya as usual





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Reply:zzz.... do you have one of those talking clock? i need one. hmmm... beer... zzz...
Reply:I would bid for it so my neighbor doesn't get it.
Reply:Now that appeals to my sense of humor in a big way. Kudos!
Reply:hahahahaha good one!! lmao
Reply:Funny! lol
Reply:So f*cking right!....

it's the best invention of all time...
Reply:HeehawwW! Hell of a way to wake up a neighbor, huh? LO!
Reply:No other gift wud hv been more perfect.*star*
Reply:funny
Reply:I think I like it better than my across the street neighbor's kid's truck radio.
Reply:haha very nice took me a minute haha but nice!