Three men died on Christmas Eve and were?

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were

met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.



'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter

said, 'You must each possess something that

symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'



The first man fumbled through his pockets

and pulled out a light er. He flicked it on. 'It

represents a candle', he said. 'You may

pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter

said.



The second man reached into his pocket and

pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and

said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You

may pass through the pearly gates'.



The third man, Jack, started searching

desperately through his pockets and finally

pulled out a pair of women's panties.



St. Peter looked at the man with a raised

eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do

those symbolize?'





The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were?
:) I just got this in email too ..still made me smile
Reply:good one
Reply:If Carol was in them he would have gotten in!
Reply:hohoho couldave been worse

could ave been holly in pocket

xmas pud or gravy

crappy motto