3 men die on christmas eve........?

and to get into heaven saint peter says

'you must have something on you that represents christmas'

First up was a English man who flicked his lighter and said 'it's a candle'.

So saint peter lets him past.

Next up was a welsh man, who jingled his keys and said 'their bells' so again saint peter lets him past.

Third up was the irish man who pulled out a G-string,and saint peter asked

'what the **** do those have to do with christmas?!'

Paddy replies ' Their CAROLS!!

3 men die on christmas eve........?
hahaha...good joke :)
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Reply:At least he didn't say they belonged to Mrs. Claus.
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Reply:hehe lol nice one chicky :)
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Reply:Very good...have a Christmas star from me.
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