One Day After Christmas?

It's one day after Christmas

I'm crabby and I'm broke.

I'm so full of ham and fruitcake

I think I'm gonna croak.



It's nice to see the relatives

I wonder when they'll leave.

They've been camping in my bathroom

since early Christmas Eve.



They're eating everything in sight

and sleeping in my bed.

I been sacked out in the basement

with my beagle, Fred.



The relatives have all gone out

and left their screaming brats.

The toilet bowl is all plugged up

and I can't find the cat.



It's Christmastime at my house,

the relatives are here.

They eat me out of house and home.

and drink up all my beer.



I love the decorations,

and the sleigh bells in the snow

But I wish those pesky relatives

would take their kids and go.



Those cookie crunchers fed the dog

a twenty pound rib roast.

His feet are sticking in the air

like skinny old fence posts.



Now they're in a free-for-all,

the girls against the boys.

They're fighting over boxes

'cause they're bored with all their toys



My mother-in-law is snoring

in my favorite TV chair.

Those kids are stringing lights on her

and tinseling her hair



I oughta wake her up

before the fireworks begin.

But I wanna see those blue sparks fly

when they plug her in.

One Day After Christmas?
hehehe i know another version of this one

its a little too, maybe i'll drop it in an email to you
Reply:lololol......many will think this is brilliant!

very few will admit it!

At least I can count myself lucky for spending xmas on my own !!!
Reply:Hahahahahahaha naughty but nice and funny
Reply:hahaha it sux that once u grow up the holidays r more stressful than they r fun
Reply:Funny! Ha Ha! 100!
Reply:THATS SH1T!
Reply:we don't need to plug mama in 2 see sparks fly
Reply:yawn
Reply:cba to read that all
Reply:hahaha excellent*
Reply:hehehe, thats a good one hun, pmsl



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