Three men died on Christmas eve and were met by St. Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season St. Peter said "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" St. Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocketand pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells".
St. Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of lacey women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols".
Christmas joke for you!!?
thanx 4 that 1 ~ it was funny~lol lol~ i didnt c that 1 comin'..
Reply:Not bad i spose
Reply:hehehe that's a cracker!
(Pun intended)
Reply:gud 1
Reply:haha excellent 10/10 xx
Reply:eh...its funnier than other jokes ive seen.
Reply:hhhhh nice one
Reply:lol...hehe...good one.
flowers anniversary
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