An early Christmas joke?

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.



"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."



The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.



"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.



The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."



Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".



The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.



St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"



The man replied, "These are Carols."



And so the Christmas season begins......

An early Christmas joke?
Thanks love for a much needed laugh....pmsl.....starred
Reply:lmao....very funny..!!



Starred
Reply:great one.
Reply:very good! have a star!
Reply:you know Jim.. its not funny!!! losers!!!
Reply:nice one or should i say pair!
Reply:was her surname Singers .lol
Reply:Aye, quite good.
Reply:hahahaha Jim, brilliant lol
Reply:hahahahaha!!! i love it! never heard that one! very well done!
Reply:OH MY FUNNY BONE HURTS..
Reply:Haha good one.
Reply:Funny! 10!
Reply:HAHAHAHA GOOD ONE HERES A STAR!
Reply:ha ha like it
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Three wise men were following a star one night and it stopped over a stable.



Intrigued they went in, the first two saw a lady tending a baby in a manger. The third, who was quite a bit taller than the first two banged his head on the door frame and yelled "Jesus Christ" in great pain.



The lady slowly looked up at him and said, "That's a good name, I was going to call him Fred"
Reply:ha..ha..ha...nice joke...



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