What's your favourite anti-christmas song?

I'm sick of all the jingle bells b*llocks, anyone got any decent anti-christmas songs I should check out? Cheers!

What's your favourite anti-christmas song?
"Christmas WithThe Devil" by Spinal Tap from the album "Break Like The Wind"
Reply:Twisted Christmas by Bob Rivers its full of holiday paraody cheer such as "The 12 pains of Xmas", "The Restroom Door said Gentlemen" and one of my favorites: "we wish you were living with us!" check it out :) Report It

Reply:look for the song called "f**k christmas"on i tune in the christmas song section,i listen to it yesterday with my friend i laughed my head off!lol!..
Reply:gradma got ran over by a reindeer......
Reply:The Quoran's version of "Knees up mother Brown"
Reply:"Santa's coming - CKY (Camp Kill Yourself)"





You better watch out, you better not cry


You better not pout I'm telling you why





Cause I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! F*ck!





He's making a list, he's checking it twice


He's gonna find out who's a f*cker...





And nobody's getting f*ck! You hear me?


Nobody's getting any toys! F*CK!


Nobody's getting f*ck!





He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake


He doesn't know a god d*mn thing 'cause the whole f*cking thing is fake





"Santa, is there anything I can do?"


"Is there anything you can do? You can GET BACK TO WORK!"





You better watch out, you better not cry


You better not pout I'm telling you why





Cause I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! F*ck!





He's making a list, he's checking it twice


He's gonna find out who's a f*cker...





And nobody's getting f*ck! You hear me?


Nobody's getting any more toys! F*CK!


My Wife's a f*cking Sl*t!





He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake


Your stocking's filled with coal because you're a spoiled brat-@ss d*ck





You better make sure you learn how to spell


Cause if you don't you're burning in hell





Santa Claus is coming, I said Santa Claus is coming,


I said Santa Claus is coming, I said Santa Claus is coming,


Santa Claus is coming to town


Sh*t
Reply:*Satan Claws Is Coming To Slay You*





You'd better watch out, you'd better shut your mouth, you'd better hide out, you'd better crawl under your couch.





Satan Claws is coming to slay you.





Oh, he's makin' a list, of everything you do, he's thinkin of the ways he's gonna get you,





Satan Claws is coming to slay you.





He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he's big, he's bad, he's hard to kill, so get a wooden stake.





Oh, he's makin' you wish, you'd never been born, he's got an evil laugh and he deserves your scorn,





Satan Claws is coming to slay you.
Reply:Fairytale of New York-the pogues.
Reply:birdy song
Reply:The 12 pains of Chtistmas





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Reply:in your easter bonnett
Reply:there is a song i found on limewire the other day but not sure if its anti xmas.


it was "i farted on santas lap" funny tho!


happy easter!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:I don't know but if you find one you should mail it to Bill O'Reilly so he can go on another one of his wacky 'war on Christmas' rants.
Reply:I always kind of liked the dogs barking jingle bells. Nothing like that one to get you in the old holiday spirit! I also like Bob and Doug McKenzie's version of the twelve days of Christmas.....the breakfast of champions..."two french toasts and a beer in a tree!"
Reply:Well there's always Eazy-E





dashing thru the snow in a candy rag top six fo, over the hills i go just laughing at this ho. nuts on her chin ring making me feel right, oh what fun it is to know that im gonna get some ***** tonight oh jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way oh what fun it is to watch her suck my **** this way





The lyrics annoy me to no end but I appreciate the mockery.
Reply:I cant remember who sang it but...


"Merry christmas my **** and thank God it's our last!"


(The bells were ringing out for Christmas time)


Genuis song
Reply:The Little Drmmer boy