Christmas Carols For The Disturbed?

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?



2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are



3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas



4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me



5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....



6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me



7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire



8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why



9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?



10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingl e Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed?
OH my hannah im practically crying!! LOL! best one i've read so far!! im soo starrin it!
Reply:That was really funny!! I needed a good laugh to brighten up my dreary, cloudy, rainy California day!!!
Reply:Here's a few we tossed around this morning over coffee:



Narcissistic - Joy to MY World



Paranoid - Up On The Rooftop What Kind of Paws?
Reply:I've actually seen this before...it's so funny!
Reply:This is wonderful! Sent it on to all my email buds.

What's really disturbing is that we understand this because most of us really know people like this! :O)))))
Reply:Thanks for the laugh and it made my day!
Reply:9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?



This one is sooooooooooo my son

Thanks for the laugh
Reply:I laughed so hard at this my cat fell off the desk (yes I got that loud)! These are just wonderful - going to send to all of my christian friends - - - ha ha (me? I'm Jewish)! CJ
Reply:lol!!!
Reply:loved them all

great job *
Reply:there cute
Reply:yeah..nice but i think i have one of them...
Reply:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BLOODY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FABULOUS!!!!!!number 9 really made me snort with laughter........

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