Monday, January 23, 2012

Christmas carols for the psychiatrically challenged?

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?



Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are



Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas



Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me



Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......



Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me



Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire



Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why



Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..

Christmas carols for the psychiatrically challenged?
OUCH!!! that's like a kick to this psycho....hahaha



okay okay....very funny!!! peace, oh great one!
Reply:zzz... now, where do i belong? hmmm... beer... zzz...
Reply:Schizophrenia - 'Violent night, violent night...'

Dementia - 'Christmas, Christmas time I fear, Time when guys and gals turn queer...'

Paranoia - 'Frosty the Spam Man was a wily, phisher 'n troll...'

:-))
Reply:thanks for the laugh. hmmmmppp!!!
Reply:what about this...



"Rudolf the red-butt reindeer, have a very shiny butt... and if you ever saw it, you would even say it's hot!"
Reply:Funny. I wish I could think of some carols for the mentally challenged like you have just done.
Reply:hahahha...very funny! Merry Christmas!
Reply:hahaha... nice one...


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