Why don't strippers dance to Christmas music?

Pole dancing to jingle bells would be so festive.

Why don't strippers dance to Christmas music?
Who says I don't!!!



Wait. Have I said too much?



Dang it!



Oh, well. Jingle Bell Rock is on. That's my cue!



*puts on Santa hat and red stilettos*
Reply:they do, your just going to all the wrong places....
Reply:I strip to, "all i want for Christmas is my two front teeth"



I lost mine due to my meth addiction.
Reply:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.......Lov... honey
Reply:You would like that wouldn't you? But you'd probably take a leak on their Pole.

BTW-they probably Don't go All The Way! so that throws the whole song off.
Reply:There is probably one somewhere who does
Reply:I have seen it done, some of the ladies wear nothing butt a Santa hat and they dance to tunes like jingle bell rock
Reply:Not really funny...



If you are a dancer, you know that dance/ moves go with the beat, rhythm, and lyrics. Pole dance doesn't jibe with Christmas songs like Jingle Bells.



Plus,

strippers dance for money, not for fun. They don't strip because they like to, but because they need to earn. Most of them strip because they don't have other options. Who would want to strip if given a chance to work in a corporate office?



We should be thankful that we are not reduced to the situation they are in.
Reply:send me money to check some strip joints i probably will find 1 that does
Reply:They do where I live the.lol. The Treasure Chest will be doing their big Christmas event on December 22nd.
Reply:Oh Woof, you ask all the best questions buddy. LOL



I can think of an interesting variation to Jingle Bell Rock that just might be a good strippers song for Christmas. Or would they call it XXXmas? LOL
Reply:Only if the money goes to the poor and underclothed during the holidays or for christmas presents for the dogs. ERRROOF!