Just a few odd quickies l found?

have you heard about the new line of tampons with tinsel and bells?

they're for the christmas period



whats the difference between purple and pink?

the grip



what did the queen buy for camillas wedding anniversary?

a weekend in paris and a chauffeur-driven mercedes



whats the difference between an onion and a millwall fan?

no one would cry if you chopped up a millwall fan



why do women call period pain pms?

coz mad cow desease was already taken



whats the difference between a woman and the washing machine?

a washing machine doesn't expect you to ring after you dumped your load into it



George michael and elton john have written a gay version of 'the wizaed of oz'

its called swallow the yellow thick load





and with that lm gonna have well earned rest.

Just a few odd quickies l found?
Brilliant - I laughed soooo hard! I love the 'grip' one!
Reply:couple of goodies, lot of baddies, try again
Reply:no offense but theses are not funny in any way except for the washing machine 1
Reply:i dont find u funny at all. u should be ashamed. learn some good jokes!!!
Reply:Last one not good at tea time, especially with mustard on a hot-dog.
Reply:like them. good one.
Reply:cool
Reply:good ones..
Reply:yes.

some were funnier than others.



errr...don't give up your day job!
Reply:I hope your rest was better then these jokes.....:D
Reply:PHEW! JUST OK!
Reply:execellent
Reply:lol excellent thanks x
Reply:err haha?
Reply:Very good some made me LOL.
Reply:those jokes were lame
Reply:i've just read this whilst eating a coronation chicken sarnie

mmm feel sick now at the last one

get well flowers