Sunday, February 12, 2012

Multiple-Choice Questions?

1. This televangelist has been known to heal phlegm and once, successfully, rebuked a hurricane from heading toward his TV production complex.

a) Benny Hinn

b) Pat Robertson

c) Oral Roberts

d) Paul Crouch



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2. Who said, "You'd be surprised how well you can praise God in the back seat of a Rolls Royce Phantom 5."

a) Robert Tilton

b) Fred Price

c) Rev. Ike

d) John Avanzini



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3. Who gained national notoriety by holding a slave auction at his church?

a) Jim Whittington

b) Robert Tilton

c) Jonathan Bell (Screaming Boy)

d) John Avanzini



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4. Which televangelist said Eve gave birth to Cain and Abel out of her side, taught that Adam could fly and believes the Godhead is actually nine (count 'em-nine) entities?

a) Kenneth Copeland

b) Fred Price

c) Benny Hinn

d) Robert Tilton



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5. Who named his Christmas pageant donkey after The Door's publisher and once called him the "slimiest maggot that's ever walked the face of the earth."

a) Robert Tilton

b) Paul Crouch

c) Jonathan Bell (Screaming Boy)

d) W.V. Grant



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6. Who said, "If you're an intellectual, you'll probably go to hell for it."

a) John Kilpatrick

b) Jonathan Bell (Screaming Boy)

c) John Arnott

d) Gene Scott



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7. Which televangelist teaches that Jesus was rich and the Apostles were successful businessmen with plenty of money?

a) John Avanzini

b) Kenneth Copeland

c) Benny Hinn

d) Fred Price



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8. . When sentencing this televangelist to 10 years in prison for money laundering, mail fraud, conspiracy, and interstate transportation of stolen property the judge said "You've picked the last flake of flesh from the carcass of the widow you defrauded."

a) W.V. Grant

b) Peter Popoff

c) Jim Whittington

d) Oral Roberts



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9. Who told his supporters that in order for God to bless them they should hold a picture of himself "over the prayer sheet and your Seed-Faith gift so that the shadow of the picture covers the entire sheet."

a) Kenneth Copeland

b) Oral Roberts

c) Paul Crouch

d) John Avanzini



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10. Who reports that U.S. interstate highway signs are coded to let U.N. troops know where to attack in order to usher in a one-world government?

a) Pat Robertson

b) Gene Scott

c) Jack %26amp; Rexela Van Impe

d) Jerry Falwell



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11. Who wishes he could have a Holy Ghost machine gun so he can kill his enemies?

a) Benny Hinn

b) Steve Hill

c) Gene Scott

d) W.V. Grant



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12. Who said the Christian church is the only religion in which Jesus and 10 million chickens have sacrificed their lives?

a) Morris Cerullo

b) Jim Whittington

c) Kenneth Copeland

d) John Avanzini



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13. Which televangelist was banned from British television for airing unsubstantiated testimonials?

a) Benny Hinn

b) Morris Cerullo

c) Oral Roberts

d) Pat Robertson



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14. Which televangelist, while being sentenced for tax fraud, was asked by the judge if he was from another planet?

a) Gene Scott

b) Peter Popoff

c) W.V. Grant

d) Robert Tilton



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15. Whose first miracle witnessed was the healing of a pet chicken?

a) Jan Crouch

b) Jonathan Bell (Sreaming Boy)

c) Marilyn Hickey

d) Robert Tilton



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16. Who, when accused of a sexual impropriety defended himself by saying a demon had duplicated him, and that if you see him doing anything bad, it's not the real him?

a) Gene Scott

b) Peter Popoff

c) Jimmy Swaggart

d) Fred Price



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17. This preacher proudly displayed himself in bed with a bevy of Playboy Playmates.

a) Jonathan Bell (Screaming Boy)

b) Charles Capps

c) Gene Scott

d) Bob Larson



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18. Who stars in his own worse-than-B movies and charges $930 for his Bible course on tape?

a) Jim Whittington

b) Kenneth Copeland

c) Rev. Ike

d) Rex Humbard



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19. Which televangelist owns his own mountain top?

a) Pat Robertson

b) Paul Crouch

c) Oral Roberts

d) Morris Cerullo



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20. This preacher said, "Black people are more cheerful in the morning", and rebuked the less generous ... who draw back and use their intellect.

a) Rev. Ike

b) Bob Larson

c) John Avanzini

d) Robert Tilton



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21. This televangelist would outlaw Halloween if elected president.

a) Jerry Falwell

b) Pat Robertson

c) Bob Larson

d) Rex Humbard



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22. This televangelist said he/she used to be a "top beauty consultant in Canada."

a) Jan Crouch

b) Jim Whittington

c) Jonathan Bell "Screaming Boy)

d) Marilyn Hickey



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23. Who bought Twitty City and believes white hair is most often found among the holy?

a) Oral Roberts

b) Pat Robertson

c) Jerry Falwell

d) Paul Crouch



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24. This preacher has a show titled, "In the Name of Satan."

a) Kenneth Copeland

b) Bob Larson

c) Gene Scott

d) Jim Whittington



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25. This preacher said: "[Jesus] is greater than Bud Lite, greater than Jack Daniels, greater than Wild Turkey, greater than crack cocaine and greater than pornography."

a) Fred Price

b) John Avanzini

c) Rev. Ike

d) Gene Scott



* 3 months ago



Additional Details



3 months ago

1 b

2 c

3 d

4 c

5 a

6 b

7 d

8 c

9 b

10 c

11 a

12 d

13 b

14 c

15 a

16 d

17 c

18 b

19 a

20 d

21 b

22 c

23 d

24 b

25 b

Multiple-Choice Questions?
Just wondering where you get all of this.


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