Is this a fair assessment of a Liberal?

This is an interpretation of what a good liberal believes. Do you think it is true or false, and if ALL of it is false or SOME of it is false, where, and why?How to Be a Good Liberal



You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on

demand.



You have to believe that businesses create oppression and

governments create prosperity.



You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean Communists.



You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.



You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.



You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.



You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.



You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.



You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.



You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.



You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.



You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.



You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, Thomas Edison, and Alexander Graham Bell.



You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.



You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.



You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.



You have to believe that conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.



You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.



You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.



You have to believe that it's okay to give federal workers Christmas Day off but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."



You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast right wing conspiracy

Is this a fair assessment of a Liberal?
WOW, did you write this? It's pretty scathing. The only problem with the sarcasm is that it is based upon truth.



I would have to say it is a relatively accurate description of the liberal agenda. I'm sure thay have an equally descriptive essay on conservatives.
Reply:That was pretty good but left a few things out,LMAO
Reply:I am tired of this one. This one sounds like a repeat of my show. And I thought Hannity was ripping me off!!!

I don't no anyone who believes that crap. It's just something I say on the show to get people fired up
Reply:It's typical, vintage Rush-speak, aka bull ****.
Reply:All true.
Reply:They're worse than that..

Why is your list so short?

Don't hold back just to be nice.
Reply:LMAO!!!
Reply:Many people call me "liberal", so maybe I should answer.



The dictionary says liberal means "open to new behavior or opinions and willing to discard traditional values". I find your rhetoric completely asinine.



Maybe I am more "conservative" than I thought!
Reply:This is an awesome assessment, and just goes to show how ridiculous and off their mentality is!
Reply:Conservatives believe in a lot of what you just stated liberals believe in. So, I disagree. You can make similar arguments against those so-called conservative values (i.e. call themselves pro-life but are anti-gun control)



Each have conflicting beliefs.
Reply:BINGO! We have a winner!



Of course, libs are gonna just HATE it - LOL!
Reply:YES, After careful consideration of the fore going statements, I have reached the conclusion that they

are a fair and honest assessment of a Liberal. A M E N!!
Reply:somebodies biased
Reply:For each statement you made, anyone reading this should write down the opposite of each one and read it. Then decide what is

the truth.
Reply:actually is just a part of you brain that is badly damaged