Tuesday, February 14, 2012

What is the dumbest, lamest, worst, most moronic song you have ever heard?

Feel free to list as many as you please. It / they can come from any genre ~ rock %26amp; roll, country-western, R %26amp; B, whatever. And tell me why, if you wish. I could list several, but I will start with "The Tighten Up" by Archie Bell %26amp; the Drells--it's just a stupid song. Then how about Happy Together by the Turtles--stupid lyrics, irritating music/instrumentation. In the song, he sings these words: "The only one for me is you and you for me. That's redundant.What he means is "The only one for me is you, and me for you." Another is Mary's Boy Chile by a lot of people. A Christmas song about Jesus Christ being born on Christmas Day. Duh! Christmas Day was "born" to commemorate Jesus' birth, which WASN'T Christmas Day. He was born in the spring. So, whadya think? Got any for me?

What is the dumbest, lamest, worst, most moronic song you have ever heard?
any of the new crap.our generation has crappy music
Reply:"Funk Soul Brother"....repetition of the same monotonous phrase...why was this irritation ever published??????????
Reply:chicken noodle soup

the oompa loompa rap song

morris brown

it's a lot of them
Reply:chicken soup
Reply:We are the world....
Reply:"Give It Away"- George Strait
Reply:We've only just begun.
Reply:that song Peanut Butter Jelly w/ a Baseball bat...
Reply:i would have to say that one rap song, "the salt shakers", i think thats what its called, goes something like 'shake it like a saltshaker', that song. then theres the new one "im in love with a stripper', i like rap music, dont get me wrong, but some, i tell u...

The hanson one was stupid, 'mmmbop', what was that all about!! there's a lot more but i just cant think of them right now, i'll add some more when i remember, k!!
Reply:Ruby!!
Reply:My Humps the Black Eyed Peas
Reply:"Where were you when the world stopped turning?"



Don't know who sings it, but it exploits a tragedy for profit and its just a horrible f#$(ing song. Avril Lavigne has some winners as well. And don't forget 'mmmbop' by Hanson.
Reply:MacArthur Park by Jimmy Webb I think... you know the song " And Someone Left the Cake Out in the Rain " That's got to be one of the 5 worst songs on the planet. I don't like Muskrat Love by Captain %26amp; Tenelle either. These songs give me the heeby-geebys!
Reply:The Rolie Polie Fish heads song it goes

Fish heads fish heads rollie pollie fish head fish heads fish heads eat em up Yum

LoL pretty self explanatory,

Any childrens show songs, I have to listen to repetitively for my daughter ( i have to watch barney atleast three times a day with her)

As far as regular songs

Id have to say glassjaw- siberian kiss ( its sort of like screamo and metal) which is weird because I love metal, Everytime I hear the song its like nails scratching a chalkboard to my ears... at one point in the song he sounds just like a tazmanian devil, my husband loves it but we still get a laugh everytime we hear it

cross out the eyes by thursday- because hes got that same whiny high pitched screamy voice...

Im more into the grunge sounding vocals and more deep voices like kurt kobain alice n chains, soundgarden. seether.

I love most types of rock but I just cant get into that sort of stuff,

also anything where the vocals are so much over the music that it drowns the music out, after all the music not just the vocals is what makes the songs... an example of this would be death metal , not neccesarily that genre but theres what I like to call cookie monster vocals... lol... theres this cover song Im not sure who sings it you better watch out... cause Im the war machine...Im thinking it is a black sabbath cover not sure there but anyway the guys hilarious... he sounds like cookiemonster...

another example of this would be crowbars version of dreamweaver...

honestly I dont mind if theres death metal as long as theres some melodic sounding singing with it.. good example of this would be mudvayne... I love the combination of the two

I guess Im just weird like that, my taste in music is a little complicated
Reply:IT WOULD BE......................................... TELL ME WHY BY THE BACKSTREET BOYS.
Reply:"I will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston

It was from that dumb movie "The Body Guard"

When she hold that "I" note for so long, I just want to throw up.
Reply:Billy Don't be a Hero

Why don't we do it in the road -beatles

Rocky Raccoon?-beatles

My Humps - black eyed peas

I'm Glad - Cream

Any Rap song

They Stone you - Bob Dylan
Reply:Any song by Britney Spears
Reply:I'm too sexy by Right said Fred

Puttin' on the Ritz by Taco

Safety Dance by Men without Hats



You should not have gotten me started, my list is endless but I'll stop here for now.
Reply:Shake it like a Salt Shaker! The title speaks for itself!
Reply:I'm not sure who sings it, but it is "If I had a million dollars I'd be rich." Drives me crazy everytime it is on!
Reply:We Like to Party by the Vengaboys



That song that goes "Paved paradise and put up a parking lot...oooh bop bop bop" -- sung by about a dozen different bands/people...it SUCKS so much A S S!



Anything by Avril Lavigne
Reply:Mickey by Toni Basil

Macarena
Reply:tip toe through the tulips ,tiny Tim (although he mad plenty of money on that song)
Reply:I heard it through the grape vine.... Hated that song from day one.
Reply:About 5 yrs ago on Top Of the Pops (which is a show that plays the week's UK chart countdowns, and has live bands etc..) Had this group that i think was number one, that was singing "wheels on the bus go round and round" . They were all on stage doing the actions, young men/women dressed school kids with the girl's hair in pigtails...all singing the nursery rhyme to upbeat music. That has got to be the worst (chart) song and performance ever.....

Even the audience were lapping it all up, and joining in.

Ridiculous.
Reply:That trapped in the closet song by R. Kelly
Reply:excluding every rap song I have ever heard... I would say the rollong stones "a man comes on the TV and tells me how white my shirts can be. But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me'
Reply:Totally stupid! Hey what about that lady who sings, "I touch myself" talk about lamo. A woman who sings about touching herself.


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