If u streaked in the neighbors yard in may and they call the cops on you...?

what is the likelyhood u will recive a christmas card this year





poll

cookies or bells

If u streaked in the neighbors yard in may and they call the cops on you...?
What an image this conjures up. What a thought, and how incredibly unlikely that event would actually be in my neighborhood, with my neighbors. Try to picture Dick Van Dyke running across the front lawn of Barbara Billingsly, without clothes on. It's hard to imagine, without Mylanta. Closer to July may return better results, and carry less risk. Police involvement would be a non-issue, since none of them would be able to stop laughing. They'd all be too busy partying, eating cookies, and ringing their bells.
Reply:You could move next door to me. That way you could streak, I'd act like a sports annouoncer with the commentaries every time you ran by, and the best part would be that this will have no adverse affects on your Christmas card status. You may wish to bring an invisible sweater, It's rather nippy this morning.
Reply:..my neighbors don't like me as it is... I throw things at their children and threaten to stab them if they come onto my property, so they don't send me cards now.. so I'm guessing if I went streaking they still wouldn't send me a card..



Oh... cookies definatly. They're yummier and don't leave a metalic-ish taste in your mouth when you eat them.
Reply:My neighbor is an exhibitionist. He leaves his bedroom blinds open and undresses. His window is literally several feet away from our house. I think he'd like it and think I had joined him in his fantasy. Instead of a Christmas card, I'm sure I'd get a really big present from him.



poll - bells
Reply:Hi Dear,

Hehehehehehe..Don't hold your breath for anything from your neighbors..Hell I would of Laugh My A S S off if you streaked in My back yard..Please some cookie and a cup of hot chocolate would be nice My Friend..Hey,don't forget the whipped cream on top of My chocolate..Lol

Your Friend,

poppy1
Reply:a card from the neighbors? it's not likely. i never got one from them before.



i like bells.



but not those ringAding headache salvation army bells



i like little tinkly hair wrap bells , or ankle bells.
Reply:Assuming you already have friends, you will probably get a card regardless. I doubt every person you know will disown you for something like streaking (although I strongly discourage streaking).
Reply:Well, they'd probably wouldn't call the cops on me. They are photographers. LMAO. So I really shouldn't be streaking in their front yard!!!!! Hm, they will still probably send a card.





COOKIES.
Reply:hell yeah, i'd get christmas cards like ****,



everyone will be complimenting me for sure.





lol.
Reply:That depends on whether the person who called the cops is the same one in charge of sending out the Christmas cards.
Reply:if its a woman cop, 100%.

male cop, well, i live in san francisco, so probably still 100%!



ring the bells when the cookies are ready!
Reply:They won't call the cops on me and if they do the cops won't arrest me.
Reply:guess it depends on how sexy the "streaker" is. the "streakee" may not wanna dish out a card to some sasquatch blitzing through their bradford pear trees.
Reply:LOL!! Good luck with that! If they're calling the cops, then i'm guessing they're not close personal friends and neighbors!
Reply:No Cards. I doubt seriously if they would even come to see me on visiting day. They might volunteer to come witness the execution, though.



cookies!
Reply:I did that last year chasing someone trying to mess with my car, christmas cards weren't affected at all.

Cookies........got the munchies, milk too plz.



~~Peace~~
Reply:They're more likely to shoot me when I hop the fence. Or sic their evil dogs on me. We don't do Christmas cards.



Umm...don;t really know what the poll means but I like cookies.
Reply:Christmas Card - No The wife will still be pissed.



But would someone tell her husband to stop bringing me flowers!!



Cookies, yum
Reply:very likely



cookies
Reply:0.0000000000000000000001%

(There's always one other crazy neighbor.)
Reply:zero, my neighbors are very uptight.



sirens
Reply:You probably wont get one

sorry



poll-cookies
Reply:well i do it everyday...... yet i never recieved a christmas card from any of them........ jeez i wonder why???





COOKIES!!!!
Reply:not likely

and cookies
Reply:If I dont, im gonna urinate through their letter box.
Reply:Please streak in my yard. I will send you a f*cking car for christmas
Reply:i'd get a card, and some pot brownies.. my stoner neighbors would "BOO" the neighbor who called the cops for harshing their buzz..



i'd choose bells...
Reply:85% chance



This girl loves her cookies.
Reply:None
Reply:not likely
Reply:I have a feeling that I would end up in THEIR cellar.......



cookies--one of my few weaknesses