What is the dumbest, lamest, worst, most moronic song you have ever heard?

Feel free to list as many as you please. It / they can come from any genre ~ rock %26amp; roll, country-western, R %26amp; B, whatever. And tell me why, if you wish. I could list several, but I will start with "The Tighten Up" by Archie Bell %26amp; the Drells--it's just a stupid song. Then how about Happy Together by the Turtles--stupid lyrics, irritating music/instrumentation. In the song, he sings these words: "The only one for me is you and you for me. That's redundant.What he means is "The only one for me is you, and me for you." Another is Mary's Boy Chile by a lot of people. A Christmas song about Jesus Christ being born on Christmas Day. Duh! Christmas Day was "born" to commemorate Jesus' birth, which WASN'T Christmas Day. He was born in the spring. So, whadya think? Got any for me?

What is the dumbest, lamest, worst, most moronic song you have ever heard?
That Paris Hilton song is stupid
Reply:it always seems like the crappy songs get stuck in my head too....todays crappy song in my head is who let the dogs out...someone shoot me!
Reply:My Humps - Black Eyes Peas



That song is so stupid! So stupid!
Reply:umm the worst song i ever heard was like it goes like haven't u people ever heard of closing the god dam door knob ughh i hate the song!!!!!!
Reply:I never noticed that about the Turtles song either! In fact, I had to think it through even after you'd pointed it out! Can't stand "Judy In Disguise" (with glasses). Now that's moronic. Really hate "Please Release Me" by Ray Price. Cruel, mean song about how the other woman's lips are warm but his girlfriend's are cold. Creep. And he has the nerve to sing about it! Just leave already! Rod Stewart's "Maggie": "All you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the head." Couldn't come up with better lyrics than that?? Well that's my rant for the day ( -:
Reply:The Lion Sleeps Tonight
Reply:mostly all the rap songs, pop rock, um, country, gospel, a lot of it goes with the genre. but he was "reborn" in the spring. and no one knows the Precise date
Reply:Shake your Bon Bons as sung by William Hung (Woof!!)
Reply:Its worst why should I hear it
Reply:Max headrooms "happy Christmas Santa clause" was pretty horrific, Songs about Christmas are always pretty bad
Reply:Listen to DR Demento and you'll hear so many that it will make your head spin.
Reply:Yellow submarine
Reply:'Goodbye Earl' - Dixie Chicks, actually anything by them

'Achy Breaky Heart' - Billy Ray Cyrus

The Barney Song, don't know the title or who it's by, can't stand it!

'Tin Man' - America, "Oz never did give nothin' to the Tin Man/That he didn't, didn't already have"

'Precious and Few' - Climax, Painful to think about... "Precious and few are moments sweet two can share" - WTF

'Seasons In The Sun' - Terry Jacks, "We had joy, we had fun... But the stars we could reach were just starfish on the beach"

Can I Touch You...There? - Michael Bolton

I Wanna Sex You Up - Color Me Badd
Reply:rap

midnight at the oasis
Reply:"yes jesus loves me"
Reply:Mr. Roboto by Styx and that STUPID Macarena song!!
Reply:This is really bad, but do you remember the show Blossom? Remember Joey (whoa)? Well, he had some song out when I was little called "Nothing my Love Can't Fix" and I sh!t you not, there was a lyric that said "lately you've been acting like I smell like a zoo.." Goddamn insipid, it was.
Reply:hakuna matata
Reply:anything by evanescence
Reply:Youre Beauitful.That song is gay!!
Reply:Ha! I never realized that about the Turtles song! I think most music today sucks for various reasons in all genres of music, but to keep from turning into my parents, I find the good thing about new music. Like, maybe I hate the lyrics, but I like the beat, or I don't favor the beat so much, but the lyrics actually are good. Some examples of music with lyrics I hate with beats I like are Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous Girl and Justin Timberlake - Sexy Back. Call me a sell out for liking pop music if you will, but really, I've just lost faith in music. Most every artist that I at one point think is great completely suck the next year or maybe it takes 5 years for some... So I no longer think any artist is great. I see music only as a source of entertainment that sometimes play something that I can connect with. Luckily music has been around for so long that I can find music to connect with on most emotional levels, but I don't expect much from newer generations of music on that level. It is very entertaining though.
Reply:Because I Got High - AfroMan

My Humps - Fergie/Black Eye Peas

London Bridge - Fergie
Reply:Plant Man...I think the guy who sang it was Gary Young. Yahoo Launchcast even has this atrocious video available for viewing.



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