What is the dumbest, lamest, worst, most moronic song you have ever heard?

Feel free to list as many as you please. It / they can come from any genre ~ rock %26amp; roll, country-western, R %26amp; B, whatever. And tell me why, if you wish. I could list several, but I will start with "The Tighten Up" by Archie Bell %26amp; the Drells--it's just a stupid song. Then how about Happy Together by the Turtles--stupid lyrics, irritating music/instrumentation. In the song, he sings these words: "The only one for me is you and you for me. That's redundant.What he means is "The only one for me is you, and me for you." Another is Mary's Boy Chile by a lot of people. A Christmas song about Jesus Christ being born on Christmas Day. Duh! Christmas Day was "born" to commemorate Jesus' birth, which WASN'T Christmas Day. He was born in the spring. So, whadya think? Got any for me?

What is the dumbest, lamest, worst, most moronic song you have ever heard?
Horse with No Name, America



"The heat was hot"?!?



I generally like America, but they must have been truly stoned out of their gourds to churn that line out.
Reply:do me baby by bell vid devo

holla back girl by Gwen Stephanie

milk shake by ?????

I'm in love with the striper

London bridge

and some others that i can remember
Reply:The most pointless song i've herd is Bady got back
Reply:Because I got high--have no idea who sings it.
Reply:anything off the new green day cd.
Reply:It has to be the song "I'm in love with a stripper". First couple times I heard it, I assumed it was a spoof song put on by the radio station. Imagine my shock to find out it was supposed to be a serious song!
Reply:"You're Beautiful" by James Blunt
Reply:tie me wallabee down mate. i dont remember the title.
Reply:The crash Test Dummies "MMMMMM"
Reply:Louie louie.
Reply:Honky tonk badonkadonk. What the hell was that all about?
Reply:"the reason" by hoobastank is the worst song ever. also, "i wanna bang yo momma" and "i rape dead people for fun" are also bad songs.
Reply:This new "rap" song Chicken Noodle Soup.. The dumbest song I've ever heard....
Reply:cheap trick, i want you to want me...my 6 yr old could write a better song, there is no creativity there at all!
Reply:"Short People" by Randy Newman.
Reply:"Feelings"
Reply:muskrat love, yellow submarine, disco duck,
Reply:London Bridge - By Fergie - need I say more?
Reply:my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard



I'm bringing sexy back



watermelon crawl



barney themesong
Reply:i dont know the name of the song but its by Hellogoodbye
Reply:Mr. Roboto by Styx and that STUPID Macarena song!
Reply:Come on Eileen
Reply:who let the dogs out?



That takes the cake
Reply:MacArthur Park and anything by Donna Summer.
Reply:Anything by Fall Out Boy dumbest damn band I have ever heard
Reply:"Don't worry, be happy"
Reply:Hmm well let`s see. I name five.



Beyonce - Ring The Alarm

Alicia Keys - My Ghetto Story, I think that`s what it`s called.

Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind

Chamillionaire - Ridin' Dirty

Fergie - London Bridge



Those all annoy me. Grr. ECSPECIALLY Beyonce! The chorus is very very unattractive with what sounds like cats wailing. She sounds like she was forcing out the scream.
Reply:MacArthur Park. I don't know who wrote it but lots of people have recorded it including Richard Harris (i.e., King Arthur in Camelot) and Donna Summer (disco version.) The lyrics include goop like, "MacArthur Park is melting in the dark, all the sweet green icing flowing down. I don't think that I can take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have the recipe again." Some people think it's profound but, um........
Reply:From the top of my head....

Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex, sounds like the Chipmuks are singing a honky tonk tune! Hate it!

I Saw the Sign, Ace of Base

I Would Walk 500 Miles, Proclaimers
Reply:sexy back
Reply:london bridge by fergie