A selection of carols for your dysfunctional friends?

:



SCHIZOPHRENIA:

Do you Hear What I Hear?



MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:

We Three Queens Disoriented Are



DEMENTIA:

I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas



NARCISSISTIC:

Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me



MANIC:

Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and..



PARANOID:

Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.



PERSONALITY DISORDER:

You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why.



DEPRESSION:

Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.



OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock .......... (better start again)



PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:

On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).



BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:

Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

A selection of carols for your dysfunctional friends?
I think you are getting ready to make a hit book.
Reply:Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Schitzophrenic, and so am I!!!

(answering machine)

If you're calling about paranioa, hang up we already know what you want.

If you're calling about depression, press 2 and hold until someone can get to your piddly problems.....

If you're calling about OCD press three, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3........

lmao
Reply:Jello will do it to you everytime.....

Too much Jello wine........

I see you're having a good day...

Off to a good start Sweetie..??

?????
Reply:USE THE CHRISTMAS TUNE



on the first day of love making my partner gave to me



two minutes and I was pissed fu-ri-ous-ly.
Reply:AWESOME! You have been starred!
Reply:hahahahaha thanks that VERY funny!!

except i think they describing me not your friends haha
Reply:HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!

love them but the last one is the one that cracked me up the most!! superb,thanks!!
Reply:LOL , love it , have a star!
Reply:I starred you but why Christmas in April? Can you do regular songs with the same psycho theme?
Reply:Very clever! I hope that you don't show that to any of your friends..