A man is looking for the perfect christmas gift...?

for his wife. Since she likes animals he goes to a pet store and finds a pretty parrot.

"How much for the parrot?" he asks the shop owner

"Which one, Chet? Chet costs $2000." replies the shop owner.

"WHAT! Why $2000?" Asks the man

And the shop owner replies" Well chet here doesn't just talk he will sing if you hold a lighter under Chets foot (of course not close enough to burn him!)." And the shop man demonstrates, the holds a lighter under Chets right foot and Chet starts singing "Jingle bells Jingle Bells!..." then the shop owner holds the lighter under Chets left foot and Chet sings "Dashing through the snow!..."

Well the man is convinced and takes the parrot home to his wife. And he shows her the nifty lighter trick and the wife is very impressed!

Then she asks her husband "What if we hold the lighter between his legs?" .... (guess the punch line get 10 points!)

A man is looking for the perfect christmas gift...?
chesnuts roasting in an open fire
Reply:He sings "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire" I've heard that one before but I still love it. It's hilarious.
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thats hilarious
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Reply:ok, i guess i agree with everone else, cuz i really dont know.
Reply:I hate the song and the answer chesnuts roasting in an open fire
Reply:Great Balls of Fire.

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