Sunday, February 5, 2012

My 87 year old housekeeper has been getting into the Christmas spirit after i specifically forbid it?

I caught her whistling jingle bells under her breath this morning. She's not to old for a horsewhipping you know. Do you find these downstairs types can get a bit boisterous at this time of year?

My 87 year old housekeeper has been getting into the Christmas spirit after i specifically forbid it?
This needs to be dealt with firmly. It's only a short step from a furtive whistling of jingle bells to a blood-lust crazed mob at the castle gates carrying flaming torches, promoting anarchy and generally destabilising the old order.



Put the scolds bridle on her. That'll take the wind out of the old crones's sails .... as a bonus it'll keep her off the mince pies and sherry so she even might lose a few pounds into the bargain.
Reply:Have a drink and get yourself laid!
Reply:OMG...what kind of freak are you?
Reply:Your housekeeper is 87 y/o? Wow!!! She must still be one spry gal for her age. What's wrong with her having some holiday cheer? You better be careful because you'll be the one who gets "horsewhipped." She's got the Christmas spirit %26amp; it's too bad you're such a Grinch.
Reply:VERY FUNNY, as is your photo!
Reply:Absolute Rotter, you sure look a lot like Terry Thomas.

Enough, already with "these downstairs types." Horsewhipping! Tommyrot!
Reply:JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS

JINGLE ALL THE WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO (SMMMMAAAAACK!)

That ought to teach her!



MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
Reply:NOOOOOOOO U OLD C U N T!!!

christmas is the best =(
Reply:OK scrooge, whatch out or you may be visited by 3 spirits... and not the Jack Daniels kind either!
Reply:One certainly concurs! Such insubordination should not be borne! Certainly give her a horsewhipping before you discharge her from her duties and send her back to the poor house.



You must make an example of this headstrong and disobedient woman!
Reply:Dashed impertinence.



Have you been feeding her meat again? Its your own fault you know, you are generous to a fault, old boy. Gruel and water from now on. Breaks their spirits you know. They don't like it up 'em, Captain Mainwaring.
Reply:She's 87...Cut her a break she's whistling =o

It's probably been a tradition for her to celebrate the holidays since like..ever.



She's not to old for a horsewhipping?

What the hell?
Reply:hehehehehehehehehehehelol. Shut Up
Reply:Hahaha thanks for the laugh!! LOL
Reply:give her a break you cant stop the spirit of Christmas and its famous cheer, cut some slack.and she is old shell drop dead soon make the most of life left in her!
Reply:what's wrong with u?! are u one of those rich people who thinks they're better then everybody else or something? becaue jsut becaue u dont believe in celebrating christmas doenst mean your houskeeper should have 2!!! do u pay her not to believe in wat u believe in?! i dont think so, and im only twelve and i know wat ur doing is wrong so u shouldn't. U CAN'T FORBID SOMEBODY FROM BELIEVING SOMETHING,THATS SOMETHING THATS FORBIDDEN! live a little
Reply:yes you just cant get the staff these days, take them out and shoot em!
Reply:Me personally cant stand the old ones

why not get yourself a newer version

after you whipped the elder one
Reply:you deserve a couple hundred lumps of coal :)
Reply:don't ya hate it? you are all set to be a grouch, looking forward to being miserable and testy and some happy person comes along and before you know it, you are in a good mood! dam i hate that!
Reply:Either grow up or leave this country and never come back!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:I feel for you Rotter, I really do. Good help is so hard to find these days. I suggest that as well as giving the old bird a sound thrashing, maybe you should lock her in the coal-cellar from the 23rd to the 27th of December and let her whistle to her heart's content! Would teach the rest of your servants a valuable lesson too!



Chin, chin old boy...
Reply:could be mrs claus
Reply:Positively shocking, old sport! P'raps someone other than Jack Frost has been nipping at more than her nose. Scandalous!
Reply:Yes, but then again I always say where's the harm?
Reply:Troll................2 points. Thanks.
Reply:Give her a darn good thrashing to keep her in her place. Don't want the minions getting ideas above their station.
Reply:well Scrooge,



It sounds like you have to put her over your knee and spank her before it gets out of hand.
Reply:All that's left for you to do is say Bah Humbug.

If you don't want to celebrate Christmas, don't ruin it for others. Christmas is a time of sharing and forgiving, and a time of joy. I suggest you respect her feelings, even if she is your housekeepers.
Reply:YOU ARE A GENIUS, I LOVE YOUR QUESTIONS! Knock her into touch old chap, if I were you I would cancel her Christmas bonus, that should shut her up. Toodlepip!
Reply:at her age she has earned the right to do what she wants.

don't be a scrooge!!


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