:) What happens when you place it between his feet?

One day a man walked into a bar and sat down next to a guy with a parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender said, "Cute parrot, does he talk?"

The guy with the parrot says, "He does more than just talk, watch."

The guy lit a match and placed it under the parrot's left foot. Then the parrot started singing "Jingle Bells,"....it was a Christmas parrot.

The guy then placed the match under the right foot and the parrot then it started to sing "The 12 Days of Christmas."



The bartender said, "That's incredible." He then asked "What does he say when you place them BETWEEN his feet?"

The guy said, "You know I've never tried that, let's see."

When the match was placed between the feet of the parrot, the parrot began to sing a familiar tune...



"Chestnuts roasting on an open Fire."

:) What happens when you place it between his feet?
I thought i already answered this one ????

Oh, well, obviosly not.

I gave a witrty answer as well, but i cant remember what it was :(

I think it was something to do with McD's and there chicken nuggets. TUT!

lol!

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Reply:love it love
Reply:very good x
Reply:It's not really the correct time of year for this corny little joke. If you can remember it for the next 8 months it just may be a bit funnier than telling it in the spring. Remember... with a joke - timing and delivery are everything.

Peace
Reply:lol lol lol excellent joke
Reply:That is funny. I like your jokes.
Reply:I laughed my a$$ off :D
Reply:(crickets)
Reply:Ha Ha! lol! Funny!
Reply:That's cute. =)
Reply:Seen it, read it, still not much good, didn't even smile.
Reply:am i supposed to lol? or ih? cuz i did neither
Reply:thats a good one hun!! xx
Reply:liked it very clever parrot
Reply:Ouch, a very clever parrot, think id`e do the same, 10/10

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