Alternative christmas songs lyrics? (share)?

Deck the halls-



Deck the hall with gasoline

Light a match and watch it gleam

Pop a tire, break a window



Fa la la la la ,

Fa la la la la



Jingle bells-



Jingle bells

Batman man smells

Robin laid a egg

The bat mobile lost a wheel

And Joker got a away - hey



If you got other lyrics share share-- best one gets 10 points



Justin

Alternative christmas songs lyrics? (share)?
Deck the malls this Christmas season,

fa la la la la, la la la la

Blow your cash for no good reason,

fa la la la la, la la la la

Push your charge card to it's limit

fa la la, la la la, la la la

Your check book now has nothing in it.

fa la la la la, la la la la.







(Sung to the tune "Jingle Bells")



Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.

Down the road I go, sliding all the way.

I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.

My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!



Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.

I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.

The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.

Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!



I went to IGA to get some Christmas cheer.

I just passed up my left front tire and it's gettin' hard to steer.

Speeding down the highway, right past the county cops.

I have to drag my swampers just to get the car to stop.



Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.

I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.

The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.

Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!



Bouncing through the snowdrifts in a big, blue cloud of smoke.

People laugh as I drive by; I wonder what's the joke!

I have to get to Wal-Mart to pick up my layaway,

Cause Santa's comin' soon in his big, old, rusty sleigh!



Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.

I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.

The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.

Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty chevrolte !
Reply:O Rudolf with your butt so tight,

Make this Santa's flight alright...
Reply:Jingle my balls

Jingle my balls

Take it in all the way

oh what fun it is for you to

ride me til I explode --hey!
Reply:(Me and my friends)

Jingle Bells-

Jingle Bells, Neeka smells

Toni layed an egg

Pau is weird

and we are too

and we're in school today

HEY!



Deck the halls-

Deck that gay with worms and roaches

fa la la la la

la la la la

Watch 'her' scream while adding in loaches

fa la la la la

la la la la

Watch his butt going up and down

while 'she's' running all around

Watch the gay running around

fa la la la la la la la la

fa la la la la la la la laaaaa!!!!!
Reply:I have another version of Deck the Halls.

You substitute someones name (that you dislike) into it. For this purpose I have used Mr. Smith.





Deck Mr. Smith with gasoline

Fa La La La La

La La La La



Light a match and watch him scream

Fa La La La La

La La La La



Watch his balls turn into ashes

Fa La La La La

La La La La



Aren't you glad you play with matches

Fa La La La La

La La La La



=D
Reply:silent night, holy night all is quiet, alls not right

there's a psycho creeping round the house

looking for virgins to sacrifice to the night

silent night, holy night all be quiet and we will make it through the night.



dashing through the snow on a one horse open slay,

there goes santa claus with the cops close on his tail

oh jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way

santas doing 150 on the interstate highway
Reply:(sung to the tune of Felice naviad)

fleas on my dog, fleas on my dog ,fleas on my dog they make him scratch on the carpet all day long. i wish he'd get a flea collar to stop scratching , i wish he'd get a flea collar so we could play outside , i want to play outside with him and his squeaky toy , i want to play outside with him all day long "fleas on my dog" "hey"



p.s. me and my friend made this up ourselves
Reply:I alredy knew the second one. But thanks for the first one.
Reply:I love abi's "rusty chevrolet" one. That made me laugh!
Reply:LOL i love the second 1 (^_^)