**Christmas Songs For Shrinks**?

Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear



Multiple Personality: We Three Queens Disoriented Are!



Narcissism: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!



Dementia: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas



Paranoia: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town To Get Me



Mania: Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town



Depression: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely



Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to Pout, then maybe I'll tell you why!



Obsessive Compulsive: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock



Suicidal: Thoughts of Roasting On an Open Fire



Passive Aggressive: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (then took away

**Christmas Songs For Shrinks**?
hahahahaha those are awesome!
Reply:your little thingys, whatever they are, are really beginning to annoy me now..
Reply:very funny