Christmas Eve With St. Peter?

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.



"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven."



The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.



"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" .



Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates."



The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.



Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolise?"



The man replied, "They're Carols"

Christmas Eve With St. Peter?
Hahaha....but the ultimate keys to pass saint peter is chicken's head...try it works bettter...hahaha
Reply:lol
Reply:Are you sure he didn't say 'They are Karol's'



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karol:_A_Ma...



%26amp; then you could have put the joke in the religious section



which would go down real well coming from a Russian
Reply:Man give him my adrs. hehe
Reply:that was funny I liked that one
Reply:I liked that one and was funny!
Reply:not as funny as your other jokes sorry. but it was still pretty funny
Reply:omigosh i pissed meself cause that was so funny
Reply:Cute - I liked it! Thanks for the chuckle! A star for you!

CJ
Reply:rofl!
Reply:Funny, more jokes please.
Reply:i get it

like carols like his wife or girlfreinds name is carol

and like christmas carols

ha ha starrrr