Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Have you seen the suggested Christmas carols for the mentally ill?

A booklet contains a list titled "Christmas Carols for the Mentally Disturbed".



It then names psychiatric conditions and suggests festive songs which would suit the illness.



They include: Schizophrenia - "Do You Hear What I Hear?"; Multiple personality disorder - "We Three Kings Disorientated Are"; and Paranoid - "Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me"; and Dementia - "I Think I'll be Home for Christmas".



Attention Deficit Disorder - "Silent Night Holy, oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate? Why is France so far away?"; and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells."

Have you seen the suggested Christmas carols for the mentally ill?
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Reply:Ha ha! Sounds good!
Reply:Excellent Trev lol, (there's always one nanof2s, sense of humour bypass) how about one for the druggies, "Ding dong merrily we're high"
Reply:Mania --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and fire hydrants and electric lines and bystanders and....



As a response to those who have expressed concern about these being offensive, I have bipolar disorder and ADD. I certainly can't speak for everyone, but I think these are hilarious, especially the ones that pertain to me.
Reply:Should this really be laughed at ?
Reply:Thats very funny you made me laugh!



What about one for Alzheimers - All I want for Christmas is....what is it I want for Christmas...What's Christmas?
Reply:Oh Oh Oh Dyslexia -- I sold my soul to SANTA
Reply:thats amazing.... i love you
Reply:you'd make a good day patient dude
Reply:lol
Reply:funny stuff
Reply:Hope you never suffer with a mental condition, you may have to reconsider your humour
Reply:funny ha ha ha ,,,,


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