A Cat's Christmas........?

'Twas the night before Christmas

and all through the house

Not a creature was stirring,

not even a mouse.



'Cuz the cat had pounced on him

and tore him apart-

Ate his mousey intestines

And chewed up his heart.



Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells,

which made him take pause-

He stopped daintily licking

the blood from his claws.



"Must be Santa" thought Kitty

(that quite clever cat)

'Cuz nobody else climbs down

the chimney like that.



Indeed it was ol' Santa,

so jolly and fat

With a load of presents

and all for the cat!



"Wow, the best Christmas ever!"

Kitty thought with a purr,

Then he coughed up a hairball

and shed some more fur.

A Cat's Christmas........?
very good

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JWzGlkzp...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4sT6ENoe...
Reply:LOL!!! Too cute!!!! and true!

(don't forget how next he climbed up the tree as well as Santa's knee)
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!

Good one again Rose.!!!

Cheers.!!!
Reply:santa should count his blessings that the cat didnt crawl up the leg of his trousers or the cat would have got more than a furball
Reply:thats really quite funny actually, lol



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Reply:that was cute
Reply:superb lol*
Reply:hehehe, another corker hun, pmsl



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