Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by
Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,
"You must each possess something that symbolizes
Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled
out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle",
he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a
set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his
pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just What do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
And So The Christmas Season Begins.
Its christmas funny or not?
awesome
i luved it
i couldnt stop laughing
i fell off ma chair
here take a star
really gudd
i forwaded it 2 all ma frnz
even they luved it
fantastic
keep it up...........
n remember i havent heard of such a lovely joke evr
thnx 4 making ma day
u r gr8......
Reply:Very funny...
___
But how to sing
these "carols" ???
...or "Carol's" ?? LOL.
Aaron.
Reply:lets all sing??ì???
Reply:That's cute. I enjoy seasonal jokes. Here's a cute one for you:
What's the difference between Snow Men and Snow Women?
Snow Balls.
Have a star and a great day. And Merry Christmas to you and the family.
Reply:really funny!! had to read it twice. lmao!!
starred!!
Reply:ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Reply:excellent mate
Reply:This was posted earlier x
Reply:hehehehe mega lolz!
Reply:hahaha excellent start chris*
Reply:Yeah that is good. Hard to believe Christmas is nearly upon us. Cheers mate for that.
Reply:Definitely funny. Thanks. Have a great one!
Reply:lol
Reply:Ha ha ha V good,,,,
Reply:Hahaha. Good one.
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012
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