Christmas joke?

This Year's First Christmas Joke





Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint

Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."



The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled

out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle",

he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.



The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out

a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".



The third man started searching desperately through

his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and

asked, "And just what do those symbolize?? The man

replied, "These are Carols."





And So The Christmas Season Begins......

Christmas joke?
lmao that was a good one u deserve a star for that one
Reply:I know I will never be asked such a thing at the pearly gates, I can only wonder what I will have to present at the Gates of Hell



LOL
Reply:lol cute
Reply:Heard it before, but thanks. Happy Christmas =)
Reply:hehehehehee carols? i wonder what type of carol they are lol lol
Reply:LOL!!!
Reply:haha....this one is pretty good!
Reply:hahaha
Reply:HA!!! I bet those panties really sang!!!



Nice try, though ...
Reply:hehehe...carols....hehehe
Reply:funnnnnnnnny
Reply:Very funny; what a way to set the tone :)
Reply:Heard this last week....Good!
Reply:lol.....funny
Reply:lmao .....
Reply:That was hilarious. Best Christmas joke I've heard yet.