Christmas Carols For the Mentally Disturbed?

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?



2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are



3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas



4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me



5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....



6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me



7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire



8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why



9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?



10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, .......

Christmas Carols For the Mentally Disturbed?
Thanks fur that, heard it last year but forgot how it went. Will print it off and make sure I let all ma wee work colleagues see it!! Wee interesting star fur you!!!!!!
Reply:Those were great, I loved the Attention Deficit Disorder.
Reply:those are hilarious hun.



my friends are gonna love them!!



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Reply:LOL. Funny. :D
Reply:funny x
Reply:short term memory loss did someone ask a question?
Reply:good one

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Reply:bad taste.
Reply:hahaha very good.
Reply:hahaha nice one*
Reply:i think your disgusting mental illness is not a joke
Reply:another cracker hun, pmsl



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Reply:Very good
Reply:Best one fo far this morning! Thanks for the laughs!

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